The other day I saw where Stormy Daniels, the porn queen who is making a bid for Davis Vitter’s U.S.Senate seat, is thinking about dropping out of the campaign.  Say what you will about it, but I think that in a way it would be a shame.

Consider this- Miss Daniels, if elected, would be totally immune to the sex scandals that have plagued the incumbent.  After all, she could just claim that such behavour is part of her job.

I’d heard some talk that if she got elected she would need to put her sexuality in a blind trust.  That’s sure to cause tremors among her fans.  After all, such a move would have to be very effective.  The blind aren’t known to be big patrons of porno flicks.

Me, I think it would help the country if she went to work in Washington dressed as she normally does.  Work in the Senate would be sure to come to a complete standstill, and our wallets would all be safer!