In this story by 9NEWS in Baton Rouge, a 25 year-old motorist, apparently realizing he’d had a few too many to be behind the wheel, decided to do the responsible thing and get a hotel room to sleep it off. Problem was, what he thought was a Holiday Inn Express was actually the Troop A Station of the Louisiana State Police. I suppose the uniforms of bellhops and state troopers looked pretty much the same to him in his state. One thing for sure is he did manage to find accommodations for the night, just no mint on the pillow, no continental breakfast, and no pay-per-view movies. But you can bet your boots he did get a wake up call the next morning.

I just hope he didn’t make matters worse and try to steal any bath towels.