It seems that New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has been having a tough time trying to explain how six plus years worth of e-mails went missing. We feel sorry for the guy, and so here’s ten possible excuses he might want to try:
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It was all FEMA’s fault. |
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Blame Bill Gates; it all disappeared when I tried to covert to Windows Vista. |
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It got washed away in Hurricane Katrina. |
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It got deleted when my computer became infected with the West Nile Virus. |
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A 12-foot alligator ate it while I was out on a phishing trip. |
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The Chinese must have hacked into my account when they had me quarantined in that hotel room in Shanghai. |
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It’s all there; those so-called e-mail experts the city hired couldn’t find a ten-spot in Bill Jefferson’s freezer. |
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I think the Army Corps of Engineers accidently buried it when they were rebuilding the city’s levees. |
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When I was elected mayor, I promised the voters complete transparency within my office. |
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And the number one excuse for the lost e-mail is… |
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It got lost in the paradigm shift that has placed our city a unique position to realize unprecedented economic development resulting from the rising tide of sustainable globalization. |
With his office being transparent, how can he find eneything?
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My point exactly!
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