Exam Questions for the New “Career Diploma”

School districts around the state are having trouble figuring out how to implement the new “Career Track” diploma. We have some exam questions to help them out. Read all about it!

ACORN Owes a Few Nuts

ACORNlogoI noticed where the New Orleans-based activist group ACORN is in hot water over about $1 million worth of unpaid tax bills to the state and federal governments. ACORN is best known for its voter registration efforts aimed at cartoon characters such as Elmer Fudd, Wile E. Coyote, and Mickey Mouse. In so doing, I believe they perform a valuable service… Read all about it!

Alien E-mail- “Abductions”

My extrastrerrestrial electronic pen pal writes me on the topic of alien abductions of humans. Or are they humans? Read all about it!

For Love or Money?

Wanna know why men avoid doctor’s offices like the plague? Read on. Read all about it!

The Carpet Schemer

I had Saturday all to myself, or so I thought. My wife had other plans. Read all about it!

Top 10 Reasons for Brad Pitt to Run for Mayor of New Orleans

Brad insists he’s not running, but we think he should. Here’s why. Read all about it!

Here’s What’s Cookin’…

July 15, 2009 marked our official launch. Click here to read more about it!

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July 20- received a new e-mail from my alien correspondent on the occasion of Apollo 11’s 40th anniversary. Read more.

Scientists Close to Proving “Gumbo Theory” of the Universe

Louisiana scientists help prove the true meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the Cajuns had it right all along! Read all about it!

The Twilight (aka School) Zones

Back to school for the kids mean back to beating on the steering wheel for us commuters. Read all about it!

Clunker Executions Fuel Angry Protests

Who’d have thought the “Cash for Clunkers” program would draw the ire of a group of protestors? Read all about it!