10.

The clothes in your closet all smell like you bought them at a fire sale.

9.

It won’t impress your honey when your breath wilts the vase of flowers at the restaurant.

8.

You can’t be sure the waiter served you a steak or some road kill because your taste buds are practically toast.

7.

When you go out onto your porch to smoke, someone in a passing vehicle may sue you for giving them cancer from your second hand smoke.

6.

In the winter it takes longer for you to get ready to go out for a smoke than it takes to actually smoke the cigarette.

5.

If you go to a comedy club and try to go out for a smoke, the comedian will pick on you because he thinks you are going to the bathroom.

4.

When trying to throw your butt out the car window, it flies back in and lands right your crotch, causing an accident.

3.

If the butt does make it out the window, a cop is liable to stop you and give you a $500 ticket for littering.

2.

You will cause President Obama to break his promise on not hiking taxes on the middle class due to the increased levy you paid on your carton.

And the number one reason to quit smoking….

1.

Because your loving wife will make it a living hell for you until you finally quit.