There’s been a lot of chatter lately about Brad Pitt running for mayor of the Crescent City. He insists that he’s not a candidate, but we believe there are many reasons he should throw his hat in the ring.
For instance:
| 10. | California and Minnesota have thier own celebrity politicians; with a guy like Brad, Louisiana has a chance to surpass them. |
| 9. | His starring role in Interview with a Vampire would make him fit right in. |
| 8. | Angelina Jolie would be the First Lady. |
| 7. | The worst we could expect from him is a sex scandal, which would be an improvement over current city politics. |
| 6. | When the papparazi follow him and Angelina to the city, they’re likely to have their cameras stolen. |
| 5. | Since he’s against religion and for marijuana legalization, he’ll shut down the local Church of Scientology and turn it into a hashish bar. |
| 4. | Because of #5, Tom Cruise will never set foot in the city. |
| 3. | In the event of another major hurricane, he could rebuild the entire city single-handedly without any help from FEMA. |
| 2. | He could increase tourism in the city by moonlighting as a male stripper in the French Quarter. |
| And the number one reason Brad Pitt should run for mayor of New Orleans… | |
| 1. | Anybody’s better than Ray Nagin. |
He has my vote for those and a few other reasons as well including his support for legalizing pot and gay marriage.
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Just what NOLA needs, another money Pitt!
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#8 is My #1! Nice site. Thanks for visiting mine.
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Yes, Tex, to be perfectly honest, it’s mine too.
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Hell, I’d go and visit for #2 alone!
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What’s with free flow beard? First it was prep for a new Tarantino movie, now it is Angie likes it huh… a deep seated conspiracy … keep them femmes away, no?
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