http://roadkillgumbo.com/2009/10/15/a-bitter-pill/ Satire About News and Life in Louisiana Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:42:45 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://roadkillgumbo.com/2009/10/15/a-bitter-pill/comment-page-1/#comment-232 Leeuna Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:51:01 +0000 http://roadkillgumbo.com/?p=628#comment-232 I know what you mean, Mike. Sometimes humans just don't measure up to the Internet. I'm happy that Google isn't a real live person. We'd probably never get a question answered if they were. I know what you mean, Mike. Sometimes humans just don’t measure up to the Internet. I’m happy that Google isn’t a real live person. We’d probably never get a question answered if they were.

]]> http://roadkillgumbo.com/2009/10/15/a-bitter-pill/comment-page-1/#comment-231 RICH Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:29:31 +0000 http://roadkillgumbo.com/?p=628#comment-231 The solution to your problem is quite simple. You should have asked the "fart" store operator to hand the phone to a person with a neatly trimmed tight manicure. Your problem wasn't the natural stupidity of the operator, but a button pushing malfunction. Her four inch, multi colored, jewel clad nails kept hitting the wrong button as her finger headed to the requested department's button. They say "the customer is always right". They never said "the customer gets to the right department". The solution to your problem is quite simple. You should have asked the “fart” store operator to hand the phone to a person with a neatly trimmed tight manicure. Your problem wasn’t the natural stupidity of the operator, but a button pushing malfunction. Her four inch, multi colored, jewel clad nails kept hitting the wrong button as her finger headed to the requested department’s button. They say “the customer is always right”. They never said “the customer gets to the right department”.

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