Road Kill Gumbo » Brad Pitt http://roadkillgumbo.com Satire About News and Life in Louisiana Sun, 18 Jul 2010 04:37:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Top 10 Reasons for Brad Pitt to Run for Mayor of New Orleans http://roadkillgumbo.com/2009/08/21/top-10-reasons-brad-pitt-for-mayor/ http://roadkillgumbo.com/2009/08/21/top-10-reasons-brad-pitt-for-mayor/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:00:09 +0000 Mike McHugh http://roadkillgumbo.com/?p=401

Brad_Pitt_Burn_After_ReadingThere’s been a lot of chatter lately about Brad Pitt running for mayor of the Crescent City. He insists that he’s not a candidate, but we believe there are many reasons he should throw his hat in the ring.

For instance:
 

10. California and Minnesota have thier own celebrity politicians; with a guy like Brad, Louisiana has a chance to surpass them.
9. His starring role in Interview with a Vampire would make him fit right in.
8. Angelina Jolie would be the First Lady.
7. The worst we could expect from him is a sex scandal, which would be an improvement over current city politics.
6. When the papparazi follow him and Angelina to the city, they’re likely to have their cameras stolen.
5. Since he’s against religion and for marijuana legalization, he’ll shut down the local Church of Scientology and turn it into a hashish bar.
4. Because of #5, Tom Cruise will never set foot in the city.
3. In the event of another major hurricane, he could rebuild the entire city single-handedly without any help from FEMA.
2. He could increase tourism in the city by moonlighting as a male stripper in the French Quarter.
  And the number one reason Brad Pitt should run for mayor of New Orleans…
1. Anybody’s better than Ray Nagin.
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